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In the most unoriginal response, the CCS was formed. 491 years of hard activism was to be in vain. One could hear the dream, the dream of a world wherein a person was not judged on the colour of skin, a world with justice for all, a world with justice for great and small, a world where unnecessary swords would be beaten into ploughshares. For the first time in 200 years, one could hear the ancient words of Martin Luther King in the ambience of the darkness. Under him, there had been resounding victories in favour of the cause. It was then that he, the fourth Zero, climbed to claim the laurels.Īt first it had seemed that Liberalism stood a chance. By this time, one could expect a massacre of protestors and civil activists to be a mundane daily occurrence that happened as frequently as the twice-daily brushing of teeth (a practice long forgotten and forbidden, having been decided by the Supreme Court to be unconstitutionally Liberal). After yet another surge of struggles, the third successor Zero had died. Slavery was reintroduced in all but name and the irradiated Mississippi and Ohio rivers existed as testaments to The President's lifelong lust for power at any cost. Then, the second Zero died and was replaced by another. In this age, one could see that elections were all but shows and that the only human right that existed for those accused of a crime was death. The President, still alive and strong from all those biological modifications made possible through very unethical animal testing, was alive, only President in name. The environment was the first casualty of his presidency. This reality would've been particularly terrifying to Zero, were it not for the fact that he was not the first Zero. It seemed like it had come out of a political cartoon the fact was, it was reality. In the industrial zone, the commercial district and the campus of Barnard, the anguished screeches of immolating compatriots, interspersed with the Death Squad's mechanical hollering of "The South will Rise again!" could be heard. These Americans, seething in their unjust hatred, were not the Americans of old, of Boston and Lexington those Americans of Richmond, who once fanatically protected the flag of their enemies, were now burning it as they burnt Liberalism's safehouses. For all the compatriots who were Americans, however, his enemies were Americans as well. Those were the infernos of Conservatism roasting alive entire neighbourhoods of crackheads, transients, prostitutes, gangbangers, hippies, college dropouts, teenagers, textile slaves, child workers, liberal judges, doctors, nurses, programmers and all the other hardworking citizens of America. From his downtown apartment, Zero saw New York City in flames. The guardian that was distance would only preserve him for so long. It was only just, he felt that America would choose to fail him. Under this shadow of oppression, one could see the Firemen burn contraband literature, those whose ancestors once stared at Lady Liberty be shackled, the cries of dishevelled housewives and victims of the CEOs' exercise of the right of the first night. How remarkably predictive were those old etchings from an age before The President's reign! The filthy air, the genetic mutations, the radioactive waste spilling down the gutters of Manhattan, all the signs of this Second Coming were here.
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It was almost like something out of a political cartoon. It was in this sun-forsaken shade that the scarred and stressed heart of America laid. They were scabs upon necrotic wounds, hiding the most malignant of rots. The joke was not crafted for the likes of him it was meant to entertain those who lived in the towers of steel penetrating the skies of New York, those Towers of Babel that, despite all their glory and magnificence, were but a shadow concealing the damaged recesses of American society. Such a joke would not be laughed at by him and his fellow compatriots.
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He had had almost seized all of it, that opportunity to bring the fight to the CCS when fate, that ever spiteful slapstick comedian, decided to crack arguably the most Conservative joke in all of Liberalism's history. I'll get the fourth chapter up by Christmas.įate certainly had a sense of humour when it came to Zero. In fact, I was the one who requested 'Liberal Crime Squad' get a category of its own. This is my first 'Zero no Tsukaima' and 'LCS' crossover. I find this particularly tragic, because Liberal Crime Squad is such an open-ended game that ridiculous characters could seem plausible. I've noticed that there is a substantial lack of fanfiction on 'Liberal Crime Squad'.